Mother F'N Homeowner

Claim your castle with a smirk and our Mother F’N Homeowner candle that’s got more attitude than signing those closing papers! Hand-poured in a sleek glass jar with a clean-burning soy-coconut wax blend and a cotton wick smoother than your new mortgage flex, it’s bursting with crisp Cucumber and juicy Melon for a scent that’s as fresh as your new digs and twice as bold. Crafted with grit by our woman founder, it’s perfect for christening your space with epic vibes or gifting to your favorite homeowner who rules their roost with a sly grin.

Scent Vibe

A cool, refreshing blend of zesty cucumber and sweet melon, like throwing open the windows of your new pad with a cocktail and a knack for winning at life.

SOY COCONUT WAX BLEND

Our slow-burning soy coconut blend wax candles, including our cozy fall-inspired scents, are sustainable because they use renewable, plant-based materials that biodegrade naturally, reducing environmental impact. The 100% cotton wick ensures a clean, healthy burn with minimal soot and toxins, promoting better air quality. This wax blend also delivers a high fragrance throw, both cold and hot, providing a strong, consistent scent that enhances any space efficiently.

•  Sustainable Materials: The soy coconut blend wax is made from renewable, plant-based sources that biodegrade naturally, minimizing environmental impact.

•  Clean and Healthy Burn: The 100% cotton wick produces minimal soot and toxins, ensuring a cleaner burn and better indoor air quality.

•  High Fragrance Throw: The wax blend delivers a strong, consistent scent both cold and hot, maximizing fragrance