Not Today Satan! Not Today

Tell the bad vibes to take a hike with our Not Today Satan! Not Today candle that’s got more fire than a holy roller’s sermon! Hand-poured in a sleek glass jar with a clean-burning soy-coconut wax blend and a cotton wick smoother than your sharpest comeback, it’s packed with fiery Cinnamon for a scent that’s as bold as your defiance. Crafted with grit by our woman founder, it’s perfect for banishing negativity from any space or gifting to your favorite rebel who shuts down drama with a sly smirk.

Scent Vibe

A spicy, red-hot burst of cinnamon, like warding off evil with a mug of mulled cider and a knack for keeping it real.

SOY COCONUT WAX BLEND

Our slow-burning soy coconut blend wax candles, including our cozy fall-inspired scents, are sustainable because they use renewable, plant-based materials that biodegrade naturally, reducing environmental impact. The 100% cotton wick ensures a clean, healthy burn with minimal soot and toxins, promoting better air quality. This wax blend also delivers a high fragrance throw, both cold and hot, providing a strong, consistent scent that enhances any space efficiently.

•  Sustainable Materials: The soy coconut blend wax is made from renewable, plant-based sources that biodegrade naturally, minimizing environmental impact.

•  Clean and Healthy Burn: The 100% cotton wick produces minimal soot and toxins, ensuring a cleaner burn and better indoor air quality.

•  High Fragrance Throw: The wax blend delivers a strong, consistent scent both cold and hot, maximizing fragrance