The No-Drama Aroma Bundle

The No-Drama Aroma Bundle

$45.90
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Start the day strong and keep the house vibes even stronger. This two-candle bundle pairs a rich café aroma with a cheeky bathroom reminder your guests won’t forget.

What’s inside

  • COFFEE IS LIFE — Rich Kona Coffee
    Fresh-ground café energy: warm, roasty, and downright addictive. Like a bold first sip before anyone speaks.

  • DON’T DO METH IN OUR BATHROOM — Orange • Lemon • Pineapple • Cassis • Driftwood
    Bright citrus + clean woodsy finish. Smells like “we love you—please behave” with a playful wink.

Why it converts

  • 100% soy wax, paraffin-free for a clean burn

  • Cotton wick; low soot; even melt pool

  • ~50 hrs burn time per candle (≈100 hrs total)

  • 9oz amber glass jars—reusable and giftable

  • Poured in small batches by Wax & Wit

Perfect for

  • Kitchen coffee bars, guest baths, housewarming gifts, roommates with “selective” etiquette, and anyone who appreciates humor with their good smells.

Burn tips
Trim wick to ¼" before lighting, let the first burn reach the edges, and stop at ~½" wax remaining for jar safety.

What you get
2 × 9oz candles • Net 18oz total

Light one for the hustle, one for the house rules—and enjoy a home that smells amazing while keeping the message crystal clear. ☕🚫🛁

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